You might be a redneck Jedi if …

You prefer the phrase, “May the force be with y’all.”
The doors on your X-Wing are welded shut and you have to climb in through the windows.
You’ve used a light saber to light the barbecue grill.
The disturbance you detected in the Force was last night’s baked beans.


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